A poem by no one -- or at least an anonymous redditor. Behold: Assonance. Executively Produced by Cassies Reid Moore.

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Here holds a heap of Hankins! The boss, Cassie Reid Moore, checks in for Hankins' annual review and to cover a piece by our antagnozier-in-chief that, shhh, Sean doesn't think is so bad. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

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Yes. That "Christmas Shoes".

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We are UP with another listener / EP submission. This week we're bringing you TWO steaming piles -- Detest by Cassie and another Sean work.

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We're done (more or less) with Retale [sic]! This is the all too -abrupt ending of our first user-submitted piece. We'll be back to our regularly scheduled cyberbullying of Sean soon enough. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

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We're up with Part 4 of Retale [sic]. We'd like to promise you that something actually happens this week, but uh... it doesn't Executively Produced as always by Cassie Reid Moore.

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We're up with our continuing series of Retale [sic]. Executively produced, as always, by Cassie Reid Moore.

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We're splitting Part 3 up into two parts because we went a bit too long. Please enjoy more Retale [sic], executively produced, as always, by Cassie Reid Moore.

Please enjoy our partnership with [Decomposition Pod] (https://decompositionpodcast.simplecast.fm/) -- a similar show that overanalyzes songs from our youth. We love this show. Listen to it right now.

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TTF is back with part two of Retale [sic], and it's really somethign else. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

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We are finally here, folks. A few months ago, we received an anonymous submission through our email ([email protected]), which included a 28 page, 12,000 word, unfinished masterpiece named "Retail". For reasons that will be revealed in this SIX-PART series, we re-branded the novella as "Retale". For more information, check out the first 90 seconds of Episode 11.

Over the next few months, we're going to bring you the story of Retale over six episodes, broken up with the usual crappy poetry you've come to know and love from Cold Dog Soup. When the story concludes, we're going to do our best to finish the journey.

If you wrote this story and would like to identify yourself as the author, please email us with identifying information in your original message. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Reid Moore.

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