Cold Dog Soup enters its 40s showing no signs of stopping. Today, Matt, Matt and Sean discuss gimmicky poetry, and some guy who trolled instagram users who were just trying to squeeze a few seconds of happiness out of their damn day in this horror show we call planet Earth. Executively Produced, as always, by Chancellor Reid Moore.

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Episode 40 of Cold Dog Soup is likely more enjoyable than whatever episode 40 of Roseanne was. Sean and the Matts talk about Darlene's poem from the original series, then go off on their usual tangent. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

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The TTF panel walks a very thing line, talking about bad poetry that attempts -- and fails -- to pay respect to the troops this Memorial Day. Sean also gives his notes from last week, when he was unable to join the M&M show. Executively Produced by #theboss #Cassie #ReidMoore

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We're up with today's Cold Dog, one man down. Sean should travel more frequently. Executively Produced by Cassie Read More.

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The CDS panel has been blessed with some world-class mothers, but the can't be said for today's authors. Or maybe it can. Do we really get both sides of the story on bitchy, bratty poems about bad moms? Executively Produced b a wonderful mother in her own right, Cassie Reid Moore.

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Are Wes Anderson's movies overrated, or are they really that good? Hankins and Sean discuss.

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We're up this week with "Three Second Rule" by Lisa Gail Allred, a sacred pact between a flip-flop and her husband. Lisa Gail's opus can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57Sb14dyaUc. Executively Produced, as always, by CRMRC.

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We are UP with episode 420 of Cold Dog Soup, discussing the awful poetry written about marijuana and weed culture. Also, the Power Team. Executively Produced by the World's Best Boss, Cassie Moore Reid More Red. www.TTFnetwork.com

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We're up after a brief hiatus with a discussion on Spring Break and the awful, awful poetry that's created from students and teachers and ee cummings alike on the season. Executively Produced by Cassies RMMRMRM.

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Okay. Here we are with "Dream in Which I Love a Third Baseman" by Lisa Olstein. Things get weird. Graphically weird. Like 'when-you-saw-that-sex-scene-between-Sylvester-Stallone-and-Sharon-Stone-in-The-Specialst-as-a-kid" weird. Executively produced, although she'd never admit to it, by Casstown, Population: Moore Reid.

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